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Wow, to be a stick of gum at Beauty Bar on Valentine’s eve. Hot girls, strong drinks, crazy bands and Car Stereo Wars, what more could anyone want? Oh, right cab fare, a half pie of pizza and some tylenol for the hangover. Well all is well that ends well, if you weren’t there to get down with us for the pre Vday celebration you can’t miss out on next weekend’s raucous bash. Thanks to infamous austin for the photos, Swift for playing an awesome show, and we’re always glad to have Car Stereo Wars in the house. Peace.
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Feb 15, 2010 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

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Feb 08, 2010 | Categories: Parties | Tags: Austin, Birthdays, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Suede Salon opening party in Austin Texas.
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Jan 27, 2010 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

Anthony’s Piskorik. What can I say the man know’s how to party. Stepped into the new club called Barbarella. The place is pretty unique with it’s music mix formula and it was a damn good time. Review to come later.
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Jan 12, 2010 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Parties | Tags: Austin, Barbarella, Texas | Leave A Comment »

C-A-R-S-T-E-R-O-W-A-R-S-! Three little words that roughly equate to “Get drunk and Party”! So obviously CSW was back in town and they played at Beauty Bar, if you’re asking yourself why you weren’t there or who they are it’s probably best you go to another blog right now; this place isn’t for you. If you were there, and still don’t know who they are you should probably quit buying double shots of Sailor Jerry and switch to Margarita’s and Wine coolers. I kid of course, Beauty Bar serves neither. So schools back in session in a week which means you’ve exactly 168 hours to finish punishing your liver and blowing all of grandmas cheek pinching money. See you next Friday with Prince Klassen, and Saturday with Bright Light Social Hour.
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Jan 12, 2010 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Car Stereo Wars, Texas | 1 Comment »

Wooooooo-hooooooooo! News year’s 2010! Judging by day long headache, it was a good night, and judging by the photos there are going to be a lot broken new years resolutions already. New Years at The Beauty Bar Austin went off without a hitch, DJ Mel worked the dance floor all night long, The Sterlings made their Austin debut, and Noise Revival Orchestra closed out the night to a full house. Photobooth photos were as scandalous as ever, and the line was down the block to get i. If you missed out on the festivities maybe next time you’ll heed our friendly advice and get their early next time.
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Jan 02, 2010 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, New Years Eve, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Tonight at the Beauty Bar is the first night of the Infamous Austin Photobooth. Dj Mel as well as the Sterlings, and The noise Revival Orchestra will be on hand to ring in the new year. Come early to catch the sterlings and start drinking, because it’s going to get full early, and it’s going to be another hell of a night. Come start off the new year with an infamous photo.
Dec 31, 2009 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, New Years Eve, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Just another Thursday night at the Beauty Bar. Hot girls in tight dresses, more Pabst™ spilled on the ground outside than you can shake a stick at, and a killer dj inside. I don’t really remember too much, but at some point Rudolph and Black Santa showed up and all hell broke loose on the dance floor. That’s a photo of them pushing their way inside, if I’ve learned anything from Beauty Bar do not get in the way of anyone with a large red nose. The new drugs played an awesome show, I think, and Dj tweedy was on hand before mayhem broke out. Come out New Years for our photo booth on New Years Eve at the Beauty Bar. $50 @ the door all you can drink, while it lasts.
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Dec 21, 2009 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar | Leave A Comment »

Las Saturday was so awesome I just woke up from the drunken stupor it put me in. Here are the photos.
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Nov 17, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

So in accordance with the release of the new Clooney film, Men Who Stare at Goats, there was a promo team at Fun Fun Fun Fest. Hairy guys in camo fatigues, posters, and free shirts what more can you ask for? Seriously they were walking around passing out super soft free t-shirts. Oh yeah, and they had a goat who wanted nothing more than to take a nap. (more…)
Nov 09, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Fun Fun Fun Fest, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Toyota must really be pushin’ for street cred lately, because they threw one hell of a party on Friday night at the Beauty bar. I haven’t had my ass grabbed nor had that many american apparel v-necks brushed against me since Misprints Cocktoberfest. Never drink with those guys by the way, you’ll wake up in the most uncomfortable places. Photos after the cut, remember kids right-click and save FILE, not image.
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Nov 09, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Fun Fun Fun Fest, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Fun Fun Fun Fest weekend = time to party, because it’s not like we just had Halloween or anything, Austin’s excuse for painted/airbrushed titties this side of mardi-gras. Photos after the cut.
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Nov 08, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Fun Fun Fun Fest, Texas | Leave A Comment »

It was an awesome kick off to an awesome weekend, and may I dare say it a FUN one? Because if anyone knows how to have FUN it’s the Beauty Bar Austin. FUN is what they do, especially at the time of a FEST.
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Nov 07, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Fun Fun Fun Fest, Texas | Leave A Comment »
New rule when going to a cherrypeel party, don’t try and keep up with the hosts. Jesus Christ can those kids party. Photos after the cut.
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Oct 30, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Texas, The Mohawk | Leave A Comment »

Talk about a hell of a night, once again Beauty bar put on a hell of a show. We’ll Go Machete, Markov, and future of the Left rocked out the back tent. Inside Dj scorpio, Grrl Parts, and Dj Sno White killed it. The dance floor was alive, air was brisk and the drinks were hot. Photos after the cut, right-click the thumbnail and save the file NOT image.
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Oct 26, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Rocktober fest, was pretty much the god fearing man’s answer to cocktoberfest. Photos after the cut. Remember to right-click on the thumbnail and save file, NOT save image.
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Oct 26, 2009 | Categories: Event | Leave A Comment »

So Misprint’s Annual October Event was last weekend, and although I think all who attended would agree that it was awesome, I have to go out on a limb here and say that it was massively disappointing. It was called Cocktoberfest, e.g., the title of this post. Yet mysteriously there weren’t as many cocks there as I was lead to believe. I am sure reading the latest issue would clarify my confusion, but I’m barely a functioning illiterate and I had to use the 30 copies I nabbed for toilet paper since I spent all my money on the drinks at Club DeVille. So I think at this point I should just thank misprint for using such nice card stock for this latest issue and just let you know the photos are after the cut. Remember tear the magazine along it’s spine not across; staples really hurt… I mean, click on the thumbnails and hit save file NOT save image.
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Oct 26, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Club CeVille, Misprint, Texas | Leave A Comment »

The Christina Balboa Benefit party was a huge success. Lots of prizes were given out, and that means two things mostly. There are a bunch of people who bought the right to get fucked up at some of the best bars in town, and some of those people will then use their tattoo gift certificates immediately after to get really regrettable tattoos. Thanks to Alison Narro, Mugshots, Barflys, Side bar, hairy Situations, and several other places that escape me at the moment for contributing to our delinquency. Photos after the cut, remember to click on the thumbnails and save file NOT save image.
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Oct 26, 2009 | Categories: Parties | Tags: Austin, Mugshots, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Hey my friends roommate broke her hand, and now can’t work and they are both having a hard time. If you can make it out, please do. There are going to be raffles for haircuts, tattoos, nights of drinking at barflys, mugshots, beauty bar, hide out, jackalope, and liberty bar. Plus you know FREE BEER! So get down there and tip, even $5 would be awesome, I mean c’mon there’s FREE BEER, you can at least donate $5.
See ya there.
Oct 21, 2009 | Categories: Uncategorized | Tags: Austin, Mugshots, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Last night was fun, and when I say fun I mean in the way that a guy in a peter pan hat and tights was bouncing on and off the stage with a strapped on cello. Do you have any idea how big that thing is? Seriously, too fucking huge to be strapped on like a guitar. Oh and there was some making out going out as per the photo above. More photos after the cut, remember to right-click the tiny squares and save file, NOT save image.
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Oct 21, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Wow, talk about a hell of a night. Car Stereo Wars was back in town and rockin’ the hell out of the Beauty Bar dance floor. Deadbeat Darlings, The White White Lights, and Spencer Gibb were on hand to rock the back lot. There was live screen printing by Twin Villian, market by GAT5 Textiles, and live visuals by kid nice productions. It was a super fun night, and if you weren’t there there are photos after the jump. Remember to save file, not image when right clicking on the thumbnails.
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Oct 19, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Party it up kids, last Thursday was an awesome night to be at the Beauty Bar. The always already opened the night, LA based Transfer closed it out with a bang, not to mention some awesome stage lighting. Photos after the jump, remember to save file, not image when right clicking on the thumbnails.
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Oct 19, 2009 | Categories: Event | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Wow, talk about a crazy night. Austin Bike Prom at Beauty Bar was awesome in a way that is unique to this city. Sub-commander Quito put on a photobooth, bike parts and accessories were raffled off, and Magnifico played the hell out of some Queen. As a side note I don’t think I’ve ever see that many Chrome™ bags in one place, they need their own store front here. Photos after the jump, remember to save file, not image when right clicking on the thumbnails.
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Oct 12, 2009 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs | Tags: Austin, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Anna Neal birthday photos after the jump.
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Oct 12, 2009 | Categories: Uncategorized | Leave A Comment »

DANCE, DANCE,DANCE! Last night, Franki Chan, Toxic Avenger, Mixhell, and DJ Orion killed the Beauty Bar in the best post ACL after party to date. The entire bar was packed ass to crotch from the back door to the front gate. We partied so hard we had to turn people away at the door; no one tell the fire marshall. If you weren’t there, you missed out, but we have photos for you to enjoy.
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Oct 05, 2009 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Parties | Tags: ACL, Austin, Austin City Limits, Austin City Limits 2009, Beauty Bar, Texas | Leave A Comment »

BMF put on the Rock the Vote show at the American Legion House. Soldier thread opened up, UME rocked the house, and Riverboat Gamblers nearly destroyed it. Photos after the jump, remember to right-click and save file, not save image.
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Oct 04, 2009 | Categories: Parties | Tags: Austin, Austin City Limits 2009, Music, Texas | Leave A Comment »

BMF Music lounge was awesome, if you weren’t there you missed out. Free hamburgers, Beer, Tito’s Vodka, Cotton Candy, and Ice cream bars; plus music spun by the Sock Hop Dj’s. Sponsors included Dos XX, Tito’s Vodka, Fuddruckers, Café Bustelo, Tigi Shampoo, Sonic Bids, Sweet Leaf Tea, Fiji Water, BMI, and Red Bull.
Seriously look at that photo above and tell me fun was not had, with a giant blow up burger!
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Oct 04, 2009 | Categories: Parties | Tags: ACL, Austin, Austin City Limits, Austin City Limits 2009, BMF, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Rare magazine sure knows how to put on party. The night was loud, crowded, well done, and topped off by a stellar performance by Broken Social Scene. Photos after the jump, remember to right-click and save file, not save image.
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Oct 03, 2009 | Categories: Parties | Tags: Austin, Austin City Limits, Music, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Last night was the first night of the Austin City Limits festival After Party at Beauty Bar Austin. Inside everyone was busy Learning secrets and kickin’ it hyper. Outside was capped off by the infamous voxtrot who, as usual, took no prisoners and left no one standing. The kids of phoenix dropped in and brought some dope beats and a packed dance floor. That was day one of the after parties, get some sleep kids, tomorrow L.A.X., Motel Aviv, and The Laughing come in for the best line up this side of Red River. Prepare to tear the roof off and rip up the floor boards; hope you bring your dancing shoes. Be there, or miss out!
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Oct 03, 2009 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Parties | Tags: ACL, Austin, Austin City Limits, Austin City Limits 2009, Beauty Bar, BMF, Texas | Leave A Comment »

Okay, so this is me being fierce. If you’re here that means you’re looking for a photo. This is the new party photo site I am launching so that everyone can get their photos easier. Photos after the jump, just right click and save linked file, not image.
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Oct 02, 2009 | Categories: Bars/Venues/Clubs, Parties | Tags: ACL, Austin, Austin City Limits 2009, Beauty Bar, Texas | 1 Comment »